Everyone would like to relieve his or her senior prom, if only to recreate a memorable slow dance or see if that tuxedo t-shirt holds up. Get nostalgic with this Groupon: for $12, you get one ticket to MHC’s Senior Prom, presented by the South…
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Four Rooms of Carpet Cleaning or Upholstery Cleaning from RJ’s Carpet Cleaning Services, LLC (Up to 51% Off)
Unlike mohawk carpets, mohawk haircuts need to be regularly shampooed and layered in gobs of Elmer’s glue to look their best. Don’t let your floors get stuck in the muck with this Groupon.
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$49 for four rooms o…
Modern Comfort Meal for Two or Four or $15 for $30 Worth of Modern Comfort Fare at Jax Kitchen
Like attaching a fake mustache to a Halloween mask or cleverly changing your name from Obi-Wan Kenobi to Ben Kenobi, adding a new ingredient to something familiar can render it delightfully unrecognizable. Enjoy inventive tastes with this Grou…
Two- or Three-Hour Guided Horseback Trail Ride for One or Two at Cowboy Way Adventures in Wickenburg (Up to 55% Off)
Mounted police opt for equine transportation so that they don’t have to deal with the squad car’s wailing thirst for gas and justice. Harness real horsepower with today’s Groupon to Cowboy Way Adventures in Wickenburg. Choose from the follow…
60-Minute Golf Lesson or Week of Junior Golf Camp for Ages 5–9 or 10–16 from Denny Alberts Golf School (Up to 57% Off)
Mastering a peerless golf swing requires intense concentration on the arc of the club and a healthy disregard for the condition of your neighbor’s statue garden. Control your projectile’s path with today’s Groupon:
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Weight-Loss HotPants in Shorts, Capri, or Flare Style from Zaggora (Up to 63% Off)
Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with this Groupon.
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$26 for a pair of nude or black HotPants (a $…
5, 10, or 15 CrossFit Classes at CrossFit Purgatory (Up to 78% Off)
The pen is mightier than the sword, but that’s only because the pen spends three nights per week bench-pressing paper clips. Stay in tiptop sharp-object-dodging shape with this Groupon.
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$20 for five CrossFit clas…
$33 for Two Tickets to The Evolution of Comedy Tour and T-shirts at Laffs Comedy Caffe on April 15 (Up to $67.86 Value)
Comedy has long been used to subvert the established order, shedding light on modern life’s pervasive absurdities and fomenting distrust of potentially seltzer-filled boutonnieres. Discover some rollicking truths with this GrouponLive deal to …
$35 for a Warrior Dash Obstacle Race Entry in Florence on April 28 and 29 ($70 Value)
Adventure races combine speed and clue-solving better than a fast-talking detective or a highlight reel from Columbo on Ice. Emulate a speed-skating sleuth with this Groupon.
$35 for Entry to Warrior Dash Obstacle Race ($70 Value)
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$159 for a Driving Experience with Instruction from a Pro Driver from Global Exotic Car Rental in Chandler ($500 Value)
Gas-powered cars will soon be replaced by electric cars, which will be replaced by two-person motorcycles powered by nightmares. Catch some combustion-engine action while you can with today’s Groupon: for $159, you get an exotic car-driving ex…