Sun salutations keep our solar body from growing angry and burning libelous graffiti on the Hubble telescope. Maintain the cosmic balance with this Groupon.
$25 for Six Yoga Classes ($60 Value)
Registered yoga instructors shepherd guests of …

Sun salutations keep our solar body from growing angry and burning libelous graffiti on the Hubble telescope. Maintain the cosmic balance with this Groupon.
$25 for Six Yoga Classes ($60 Value)
Registered yoga instructors shepherd guests of …

Tables at fine-dining restaurants are known for their fancy white-linen outfits, unlike tables in home kitchens, which are notorious for going nude. Dress up for a nice meal with this Groupon.
$25 for $50 Worth of Fine Dining and Wine
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Wearing trendy clothes is the best way to get inside a swanky club, ranking ahead of flirting with the bouncer or hiding inside a bottle of Cristal. Dress for access with this Groupon.
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$10 for $20 worth of boutiqu…

Without restaurants, waiters would purposelessly wander parks all day, folding swans out of actual swans. Keep their hands occupied with this Groupon.
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$30 for a creole-style meal for two (up to a $61 total value)
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Father Time wears on the faces of all people, especially those who challenge him on the amateur boxing circuit. Undo the uppercuts of age with this Groupon.
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$49 for one anti-aging facial with micro peel (a $100 v…

Classical musicians were the rock stars of their day, much like the rock stars of today are the notaries public of tomorrow. Stamp your senses with the finely crafted tunes of this Groupon.
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$15 for two musical per…

Air conditioning tames America’s harshest climates, from the scorching heat of the Southwest to the poorly ventilated geodesic dome covering Maine. Outwit your atmosphere with this Groupon.
$39 for a 38-Point Tune-Up for an Air Conditioner or…

Flowers are one of the gifts moms most hope to receive, along with a handwritten card, macaroni necklaces, and a notarized letter declaring your intent to never grow up. Make at least one of her dreams come true with this Groupon.
$20 for $40…

Water slides are a metaphor for life; the ride is always fun, no matter how many wedgies it gives you. Treat yourself to a life-affirming water-wedgie with this Groupon.
$15 for an All-Day Water-Park Outing ($29.99 Value)
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Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth’s heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
$27 for a One-Hour Swe…