Vegan diets, like supermarkets looted by bodybuilders, do not contain meat, fish, poultry, dairy, or eggs. Enjoy lean, wholesome meals with this Groupon.
$129 for a Seven-Day Vegan or Gluten-Free Vegan Starter Kit ($258 Value)
Both the vega…
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$12 for $25 Worth of Mexican Cuisine and Drinks at Miguel’s Mexican Restaurant
The tortilla’s thinness makes it ideal for folding, sliding under closed doors, and illustrating theories that the earth is made of corn. Exhibit A, with this Groupon.
$12 for $25 Worth of Mexican Cuisine and Drinks
The menu highlights lunch…
One Week of Unlimited Spa Services with One Mystic Spray Tan at Planet Beach Contempo Spa (86% Off). One- and Two-Person Options Available.
In the Dark Ages, princesses exfoliated with Fabergé-egg dust and filed fingernails on the edges of gold doubloons. Revel in more modern and luxurious beauty treatments with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
$25 for a spa-and-tanning…
Eight-Hour Jet-Ski or Motorboat Rental from 7Star Rental (Up to Half Off). Four Options Available.
Americans have always been determined to blaze new trails, whether wading through the waist-deep layer of tumbleweed covering Arizona or hacking through the petrified forest of national flags on the moon. Conquer the final frontier, the open w…
$149 for Rear-Window Tinting at Cal Tint ($300 Value)
Tinted windows prevent bright sunlight from damaging your car’s upholstery and pale moonlight from making you fall in love with your steering column. Avoid glares with this Groupon.
$149 for Rear-Window Tinting (a $300 Value)
Technicians st…
Half-Day Paintball Package with Gear and 500 Paintballs for Two or Four at Antioch Paintball Park (Up to 55% Off)
As a radical form of art therapy, paintball provides a more enjoyable aggression outlet than knitting punching bags or finger-painting an angry letter to Congress. Express yourself with this Groupon.
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$49 for a hal…
Two or Four Negative-Ion Sport Watches from FumeWatches.com (Up to 69% Off)
Early timepieces were bulky and difficult to wear, weighing down arms with their clunky faces and bruising thighs with their constantly swinging pendulums. Sport the future of clock technology with this Groupon to FumeWatches.com. Choose betwe…
$20 for $40 Worth of Flowers and Gifts from FTD
Flowers are one of the gifts moms most hope to receive, along with a handwritten card, macaroni necklaces, and a notarized letter declaring your intent to never grow up. Make at least one of her dreams come true with this Groupon.
$20 for $40…
Kayaking Trip for Two or Self-Guided Rafting Trip for Up to Six from River Journey in Knights Ferry (Up to 52% Off)
Herbert Hoover won America’s hearts and votes when he promised a college-educated chicken in every pot and a kayak in every garage. Get a taste of the American dream with this Groupon.
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$30 for a full-day, self-gui…
"Vegas" Musical Show for Two or Four at Hutchins Street Theatre in Lodi on May 12 or 13 (Up to 59% Off)
Live music is a huge improvement on canned music, which takes up valuable pantry space and often spoils into noxious free jazz. Keep it fresh with this GrouponLive deal to see Vegas at Hutchins Street Theatre in Lodi. Choose from the following…