People with white teeth tend to smile more often, which can be the key to a winning first impression or a vault protected by a smile-recognition scanner. Unlock life’s brightest possibilities with this Groupon.
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People with white teeth tend to smile more often, which can be the key to a winning first impression or a vault protected by a smile-recognition scanner. Unlock life’s brightest possibilities with this Groupon.
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Though coveting thy neighbor’s wife or underground sprinkler system is beyond the pale, longing for a mouthful of his cuisine is an understandable desire. Today’s Groupon satisfies desires to eat from the table of our nation’s neighbor: for $7…

Health screenings are a more accurate alternative to asking carnival barkers to guess how many blood cells you have. Step right up for physical assessments with this Groupon.
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A car with a muddy exterior tells passengers of rugged off-roading sessions, whereas a car with a muddy interior tells passengers of carpoolings with Swamp Thing. Pick your passengers wisely with this Groupon.
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Topping the food chain is a tremendous achievement, which is why humans triumphantly plant flag-like toothpicks in burgers and sing the national anthem at their steaks before devouring them. Enjoy life at the top with this Groupon.
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Like german shepherds, human bodies demand treats before they’ll sit quietly for piano recitals or chase off nut-stealing squirrels. Reward an obedient exterior with this Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of in-store merchandise, including s…

Riding in a party bus can make you feel like a member of society’s elite, like throwing away your toothbrush after a single use. Be king for a day with this Groupon.
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The average human spends one third of his life sleeping, one third of his life working, and one third of his life regretting how little he’s accomplished with his life. Make a third of your life a little bit better with this Groupon.
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It’s healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it’s healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon.
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If we all screamed at once for ice cream, the resulting sonic boom would destroy the sun, turning the entire solar system into a freezer in which we could store more ice cream. Warm up your shoutin’ muscles with this Groupon.
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