Losing weight not only makes people healthier; it’s also the best way to get back at gravity for its unwillingness to let them fly. Spread svelte wings with this Groupon.
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Three or Five Premium Hand Car Washes at Affordable Detailing in Nicholasville (Up to 69% Off)
Driving a shiny car is a great way to experience luxurious transportation without the hassle of chartering a yacht or riding a peacock to work. Transform regular vehicles into ritzy rides with this Groupon.
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Dry Cleaning Services at Emperors Cleaners (Half Off)
Cleaning clothes without water and walking on the moon both sound impossible, and yet seeing Buzz Aldrin’s space suit at the dry cleaner’s provides evidence of both. Defy skeptics with this Groupon.
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Two-Hour Zipline Tour for One or Two from Black Mountain Thunder Zipline in Evarts (Up to 56% Off)
Ziplining is an exhilarating way to enjoy aerial views of nature without sucking on a helium tank until you get really big and drift away. Float above treetops with this Groupon.
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Three or Four i-Lipo Laser Body-Contouring Treatments at Malabu Weight Loss (Up to 79% Off)
The human body may accumulate excess weight as a result of aging, having a slow metabolism, or being possessed by the departed spirit of a competitive eating champion. Reclaim your corporeal space with today’s Groupon to Malabu Weight Loss. Ch…
6, 12, or 18 Months of Online Language Lessons from Online-Trainers (Up to 95% Off)
Humans have evolved beyond other animals, developing complex forms of communication and more than 200 ways to make fun of a horse. Revel in human excellency with this Groupon.
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$20 for $40 Worth of Flowers and Gifts from FTD
Flowers are one of the gifts moms most hope to receive, along with a handwritten card, macaroni necklaces, and a notarized letter declaring your intent to never grow up. Make at least one of her dreams come true with this Groupon.
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Two or Four Negative-Ion Sport Watches from FumeWatches.com (Up to 69% Off)
Early timepieces were bulky and difficult to wear, weighing down arms with their clunky faces and bruising thighs with their constantly swinging pendulums. Sport the future of clock technology with this Groupon to FumeWatches.com. Choose betwe…
Gallery-Wrapped Canvas with Shipping and Handling from Canvas on Demand (Up to 65% Off). Three Sizes Available.
Photographs printed on canvas will outlast photographs printed on anything and then used as napkins during a family barbecue. Put a photo in a durable place with this Groupon.
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$119 for a Tandem Skydiving Jump from Start Skydiving in Middletown (Up to $259 Value)
Unlike competitive diving, synchronized eating, and sky wrestling, skydiving is not an Olympic sport. Enjoy unjudged thrills with this Groupon.
$119 for Tandem Skydiving Jump (Up to $259 Value)
Tandem jumps pair thrill-seekers with veteran …