Unlike humans, pets lack the ability to carry a map or recognize when a GPS is being sarcastic. Protect your naïve pooch with this Groupon.
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$15 for two custom-made pet-identification tags, including shipping (a $…
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$28 for a Home Teeth-Whitening Kit from Platinum Whites ($169.99 Value)
People with white teeth tend to smile more often, which can be the key to a winning first impression or a vault protected by a smile-recognition scanner. Unlock life’s brightest possibilities with this Groupon.
$28 for an At-Home Teeth-Whi…
$25 for $50 Worth of Footwear at Footloose & Fancy
Shoes protect feet from the elements—wintry breezes, frigid rains, and roads paved with einsteinium. Periodically eschew harsh elements with this Groupon.
$25 for $50 Worth of Footwear
The inventory includes sandals from Birkenstock ($80+)…
Membership for One or Two or Unlimited Boot Camp at Good Life Fitness and N-10sive Boot Camps (Up to 61% Off)
Sit-ups remain one of the best methods of reshaping the abdomen, second only to standing in front of a lit cannon. Enjoy explosive exercise with this Groupon.
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$39 for a two-month individual membership to Good Life F…
$29 for Little Genius "Favorite Children’s Songs" CD Series from Baby Genius ($99 Value)
Children’s songs use rhyme and repetition to teach new concepts, from the animal vocabulary in “Old McDonald” to the complex economic theory of “One Potato, Two Potato.” Sing along and learn with this Groupon.
$29 for 10 Volumes of the Little…
$24 for Discounted Greens Fees at 20 Area Courses from Junior Achievement (Up to $49.95 Value)
Golf obstacles parallel life challenges and reinforce conventional wisdom that the only way to escape rough patches is through excessive clubbing. Power through impediments with today’s Groupon: for $24, you get a discount golf card valid at 2…
Spa Package with Massage and Facial, or 90-Minute Massage at Deeper Than Skin Massage Therapy (Up to 54% Off)
It can be tough to relax, between work, family, and the unrealistic nighttime demands of your horse-headed dream boss. Escape with this Groupon.
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$69 for a 120-minute Renew and Reflect package (a $145 value), which…
Oil Change with Option of Tire Rotation at 6 to 6 Auto Service (Up to 61% Off)
Car troubles and speed bumps both come out of nowhere and slow you down, but only one can be fixed with a hijacked steamroller. Take a more well-rounded approach to car care with today’s Groupon.
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$15 for an oil ch…
Three Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at BryanLGH LifePointe (Up to 80% Off)
In science-fiction movies, bad guys use lasers to burn down national landmarks, whereas good guys use lasers to burn CDs for cool aliens. Get closer encounters with this Groupon.
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$99 for three laser hair-removal t…
Two, Four, or Eight One-Hour Open-Jump or Trampoline Dodge Ball Visits at Defy Gravity in La Vista (Up to 53% Off)
Humanity’s attempts to jump higher have yielded mixed results, from the success pogo sticks to the failure of bunny slippers. Take guaranteed leaps with this Groupon.
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$13 for two one-hour jump passes (a $26 value…