Boat captains must master nautical lexicon before sailing the seas to ensure that they can distinguish port, which means left, from starboard, which means launch the vessel into deep space. Count down to a sea launch with today’s Groupon: fo…
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Guided Kayak Tour for One or Two from Sea Kayak Carolina (Up to 53% Off)
Kayakers, unlike pancakes or depressed turtles, muster the will to get themselves upright when flipped upside down. Float through life with this Groupon.
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$24 for a guided kayak tour (a $49 value)
$46 for a guide…
Full Coolant System Flush or Transmission Service at AAMCO of Mount Pleasant (Up to 61% Off)
Your car relies on you to maintain it regularly and not to gun it across any rivers, even if there are free Thickburgers on the opposite bank. Keep your vehicular promises with this Groupon.
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$39 for a full coolan…
$69 for a 90-Minute Dolphin-Watching Tour or History Cruise for Two from Captains Source ($150 Value)
Sailors learn to be experts at knot tying, from securing the vessel with a tight anchor hitch to securing the captain after he succumbs to madness and tries to eat his own hook hand. This Groupon is a mutinous bounty.
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Mosquito Spray for a Half Acre or a Full Acre from OceanAirSC (Up to 72% Off)
Mosquitoes beat their wings 300–600 times per second, a feat they accomplish by only drinking the blood of superheroes. Keep superheroes safe with this Groupon.
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$28 for a half acre of mosquito spray (a $75 valu…
Fresh, Locally Sourced Two-Course Meal for Two or Four at Five Loaves Cafe in Mt. Pleasant (Up to 52% Off)
Locally sourced food, like WiFi, can either be found at a café or stolen from the neighbors. Avoid bandwidth banditry with this Groupon.
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$19 for a two-course meal for two (up to a $38.25 total value)
$37 for a tw…
Half- or Full-Day Standup Paddleboard Rental or Standup Paddleboard Lesson from SUP Joey (Up to 52% Off)
Excelling at watersports, like aging gracefully or enjoying dried fruit, requires acceptance of pruney fingers. Outfit yourself for aqua play with this Groupon.
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$22 for half-day standup paddleboard rental (a $45 val…
$69 for a Two-Hour Introductory Sailing Lesson at Charleston Sailing School ($150 Value)
Sailing lessons teach you to navigate choppy waters or awkward conversations during unnaturally still waters. Weather any storm with this Groupon.
$69 for Introductory Sailing Class ($150 Value)
During two-hour, semiprivate classes, groups o…
$70 for an In-Person or Online Speed-Reading Class from The Iris Organization ($199 Value)
There is now more writing available on the Internet than the sum of all books ever written by millions of monkeys at millions of typewriters. Gird yourself for the coming Reading Wars with today’s Groupon: for $70, you get a one-day, five-hour…
$199 for a Two-Night Cruise to the Bahamas for Two from Celebration Cruise Line in West Palm Beach (Up to $478 Value)
For centuries, pleasure mongers have enhanced the flavors of smoked meats and cheeses by feasting atop the high tides of their waterbeds. Merge seafaring and supping proclivities with this Groupon: for $199, you get a two-night cruise from the…