Our dexterous hands are what separate us from the animals, specifically by locking our front doors. Domesticate your digits with this Groupon.
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$25 for one manicure and pedicure with paraffin wax (a $50 value)
$49 for two m…
Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Be forever young with this Groupon.
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$119 for 20 unit…
Car troubles and speed bumps both come out of nowhere and slow you down, but only one can be fixed with a hijacked steamroller. Take a more well-rounded approach to car care with this Groupon.
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$19 for an oil change and tire…
Though holding a mountain pose yields comfort and serenity, holding a mountain goat yields a lifelong friendship. Embrace tranquility with this Groupon.
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$25 for 8 Pilates classes (an $85 value)
$45 for 16 Pilates classes (…
Learning how to knit is the only way to make your own sweater besides playing Cat’s Cradle incorrectly for months on end. Save time with this Groupon.
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$25 for one two-session Beginning Knitting class for two (a $50 value…
Massage helps to relieve aches caused by old sports injuries or a habit of entering buildings by motorcycling through the window. Rev up the relaxation with this Groupon.
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$10 for a 20-minute aqua massage (a $22 value)
$18 …
Once mastered, chopsticks are the most manageable eating utensils, unlike forks, which get mangled in the dishwasher, or fingers, which get lost in the mouths of teething sock puppets. Eat easily with this Groupon.
$10 for $20 worth of Japanese fare a…
Before the invention of paper, people could only disseminate messages by scribbling on leaves or whispering in the ears of migratory birds. Celebrate innovation with today’s Groupon to Paper Concierge. Choose between the following options:
For $15, y…
Asking people to help you move is a fast way to lose friends, much like hosting a birthday party in a labyrinth. Keep your crew intact with this Groupon.
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$89 for two hours of moving services with two movers (a $180 value)
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When neglected for long periods of time, cars may act out by sleeping in the street and consorting with tractors. Give your car attention while you’re away with this Groupon.
$69 for Round-Trip Casino Transportation for Up to Four People ($140 Value…
