The shoulders carry much of the body’s tension, as well as the body’s finite supply of shrugs. Let go with this Groupon.
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$25 for a one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $50 value)
$49 for a one-hour Blus…

The shoulders carry much of the body’s tension, as well as the body’s finite supply of shrugs. Let go with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
$25 for a one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $50 value)
$49 for a one-hour Blus…

Nail polish brightens dull fingernails, just as a drunk meteorologist brightens a dull newscast. Get everyone’s attention with this Groupon.
$29 for Shellac Manicure & Basic Pedicure ($60 Value)
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Clothes make the man or make a stack of dogs appear to be the man. Embrace man’s best trends with this Groupon.
$25 for $50 Worth of Women’s Clothing, Shoes, and Accessories
The store keeps on top of the latest trends with brightly color…

Before photography, subjects had to sit in uncomfortable poses as their portraits were painted, a process that could take several tension-packed years for mug shots. Sit for a quick, painless memory immortalization with this Groupon.
$79 for …

Groceries, like electricity and phone calls to Karl Malone, are a basic living expense. Get the fundamentals with this Groupon.
$10 for $20 Worth of Middle Eastern Groceries
Middle Eastern goods such as tea blends ($8.99), chicken-kebab seas…

Movies allow us to escape the doldrums of everyday life, in which the good guys don’t always win, great loves often remain unrequited, and saying “Bond. James Bond.” just means you’re emphatically telling a nuclear physicist named James to che…

Establishing a regular exercise routine is a great way to show your body you care and is much less painful than swallowing a greeting card. Celebrate fitness with this Groupon.
$25 for Five Barre Fitness Classes ($60 Value)
During one-hour b…

The only ways to get a stranger to hold your hand for an hour are to schedule a manicure or to exploit a crossing guard’s sense of duty. This Groupon is an opportunity for human contact.
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$17 for one mani-pedi (a…

A fresh coat of paint can make a room seem new without attracting feral city aldermen wielding giant scissors. Give your home a grand reopening with this Groupon.
$79 for Professional Interior Painting for One Room (Up to $345 Value)
After h…

Without exercise, children will never build the strength to cut their own sandwich crusts or tear geometry books in half with their bare hands. Foster childhood vigor with this Groupon.
$5 for General Admission and Two Ride Tickets (Up to $9….