Like a hyperactive toddler, time won’t slow down no matter how many lullabies you sing it. Keep track of all your waking hours with this Groupon.
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$22 for two Broadway Hex digital or analog watches (up to a $50 value…
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$25 for $75 Worth of Wall Decals from Wall Spirit
Unlike poltergeist ectoplasm, vinyl wall tattoos make stylish home-décor statements and leave behind no unsightly curses. Save interior-design face with this Groupon.
$25 for $75 Worth of Wall Decals
The selection of surface-adorners inclu…
Authentic Pearl Necklace, Stud Earrings, Bracelet, or Complete Set from My Pacific Pearls (Up to 82% Off)
If not for necklaces, strings of pearls could only be used to fashion an ostentatious abacus or rappel into the purse of a high-society giantess. Explore pearls’ myriad uses with this Groupon from My Pacific Pearls. Choose from four options:
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One Gallery-Wrapped Canvas with Shipping and Handling from Canvas on Demand (Up to 65% Off). Three Sizes Available.
Though rubber-banding a photograph to a roly-poly super ball increases its utility, its picture quality plummets after playing just a few rounds of fetch. Put a photo in a durable place with this Groupon for one gallery-wrapped canvas from Can…
$25 for $75 Worth of Digital-Media-Conversion Services from Southtree
Converting old memories into new digital formats means encoding them as a string of zeroes and ones, like a scoring table after a yodeled rendition of “Amazing Grace” divides judges between goose eggs and perfect 10s. Express yourself binarily…
$28 for a Home Teeth-Whitening Kit from Platinum Whites ($169.99 Value)
People with white teeth tend to smile more often, which can be the key to a winning first impression or a vault protected by a smile-recognition scanner. Unlock life’s brightest possibilities with this Groupon.
$28 for an At-Home Teeth-Whi…
$20 for $40 Worth of Flowers and Gifts from FTD
Flowers are one of the gifts moms most hope to receive, along with a handwritten card, macaroni necklaces, and a notarized letter declaring your intent to never grow up. Make at least one of her dreams come true with this Groupon.
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Weight-Loss HotPants in Shorts, Capri, or Flare Style from Zaggora (Up to 63% Off)
Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with this Groupon.
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$26 for a pair of nude or black HotPants (a $…
$75 for a Professional Resume Editing and Cover Letter Writing from Smashing Resumes ($180 Value)
First impressions are said to make or break you, which is why, before meeting anyone, you should send them a glossy 11″x17″ photo of your firm handshake. Improve your presentation with this Groupon.
$75 for a Professional Resume Editing and C…
Two or Four Negative-Ion Sport Watches from FumeWatches.com (Up to 69% Off)
Early timepieces were bulky and difficult to wear, weighing down arms with their clunky faces and bruising thighs with their constantly swinging pendulums. Sport the future of clock technology with this Groupon to FumeWatches.com. Choose betwe…