Photo albums are a more secure way to safeguard memories than encapsulating them in a bottle at sea or writing them into a pop-culture-reference-heavy comedy act. Preserve precious recollections with this Groupon.
$9 for 8″x8″ Personalized Leather-Bo…
Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with this Groupon.
$17 for $70 Worth of Custom-Printi…
Like joggers crossing a highway, bowlers should avoid nearby bumpers and resist the temptation to chase wayward balls into neighboring lanes. Roll carefully with this Groupon.
$37 for a 16-Week Bowling Pass (Up to an Average $1,040 Total Value)
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Like vinyl records, tortillas are round, flat, and were invented accidentally by a teenaged Thomas Edison. Enjoy edible technology with this Groupon.
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$6 for $12 worth of Mexican-American fare for parties of two or more
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Regularly using gift certificates is the second most dramatic way to save money, after rescuing an oversized novelty check from falling into a pit full of oversized novelty scissors. Keep cash out of harm’s way with this Groupon.
$29 for a Book of Fre…
Our dexterous hands are what separate us from the animals, specifically by locking our front doors. Domesticate your digits with this Groupon.
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$29 for a shellac manicure and spa pedicure (a $75 value)
$45 for a spa manicur…
A sore back can make everyday tasks harder, from crawling out of bed in the morning to sewing yourself into bed at night. Add relaxation to your routine with this Groupon.
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$37 for a 60-minute Swedish or sports massage (up …
Without a clean chimney, smoke tends to back up into houses, discolor walls, and provide ample cover for ninjas to sneak in and steal wireless Internet undetected. Crack down on modern-day piracy with this Groupon: for $49, you get a chimney sweeping, …
Movies allow us to escape the doldrums of everyday life, in which the good guys don’t always win, great loves often remain unrequited, and saying “Bond. James Bond.” just means you’re emphatically telling a nuclear physicist named James to chemically c…
In olden times, climbing into the sky was only attainable by finding magic beans and then selling them to buy a blimp. Fly retro-style with this Groupon.
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$99 for a 20-minute flight experience in a Douglas C-47 for one pers…
